My short marraige.


I met my fiance under a Blacktree. We talked for months and fell in love. We decided to adopt a penguin. Then I asked Ines to marry me because I loved her so much and our penguin needed parents. Later we adopted a polar bear, but I lost my job. I fed the penguin the last of the curried prawns but there was no food for the bear. Ines sacrificed her toe so the bear would not go hungry. That night the bear grew hungrier and hungrier. He sneaked into the bedroom following the scent of blood and ate poor Ines up. Now I am a widow, but I got my old job back and me, the penguin and the bear lived "Happily Ever After."

The End.